1 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,151 - Here's your water, son. 2 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:20,953 Drink it up and get back to sleep. 3 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:21,855 - I didn't want a drink, dad. 4 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:25,592 I just asked you for a glass of water. 5 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:32,532 [theme music] 6 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:55,354 - All right, Fremont. 7 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:58,657 Let's take our nice bath. 8 00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:00,060 [laughs] 9 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:06,899 Nice bath? 10 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:07,499 Yeah! 11 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,335 Nice bath. 12 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:17,243 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hello Mr. Wilson! 13 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:24,149 - Ah, if he had two more legs and a tail, 14 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:27,619 I could sic Fremont on him. 15 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,555 Don't let Fremont out, Dennis! 16 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:31,390 Close the gate! 17 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:34,893 - I will, Mr. Wilson! 18 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:38,497 What are we gonna do with the tub, Mr. Wilson? 19 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,000 - Oh, we are not going to do anything with it. 20 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,468 I am going to give Fremont his bath. 21 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,469 - Oh, boy! 22 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,104 I'll help you! 23 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,840 Then maybe you'll give me a quarter, huh, Mr. Wilson? 24 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,174 - Well, what do you want with a quarter? 25 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:51,110 - Me and Tommy are gonna make some money, 26 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,513 and we're gonna buy some swim fins for when we go swimming. 27 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:56,882 - Well, I'm sorry, but I don't have any quarters. 28 00:01:56,883 --> 00:02:00,052 Um, Dennis, why don't you go away someplace and play 29 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,955 and have fun? 30 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,823 - This will be fun, even if i don't make a quarter. 31 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:06,125 I've never washed a dog before. 32 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,293 Which end will we start on, Mr. Wilson? 33 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:11,597 - We are not going to start on any end. 34 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:13,065 I have to fill the tub first. 35 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:13,866 - OK. 36 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,334 I'll do the squirting! 37 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:16,435 - Oh, no you won't! 38 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:17,469 No, no, no. 39 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,672 I'll do the squirting myself. 40 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,741 - Don't you like me, Mr. Wilson? 41 00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:25,310 - Well, yes. 42 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,246 Sure I do, Dennis. 43 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,682 - I'm glad, 'cause I like you, too! 44 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,917 Can I call you George? 45 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:34,219 - Why, of course you can't! 46 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,254 - OK! 47 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,356 Can I turn the water on for ya? 48 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:39,892 - No, no, no, no, no, I'll turn it on myself. 49 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:43,595 - Can I hold the hose for you while you're turning it on? 50 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:45,898 - Oh, give me strength. 51 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,200 All right, Dennis, you may hold the hose. 52 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,235 But just keep it pointed right at the tub. 53 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:53,105 Don't point it at me, or at the house, or at Fremont, 54 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,106 or anybody else. 55 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,375 Just right at the tub, OK? 56 00:02:56,376 --> 00:03:00,846 - You're afraid I might squirt somebody, aren't ya? 57 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,748 - Yes, I am. 58 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,249 - I'll fix it so nobody gets squirted. 59 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,517 - Oh, fine. 60 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:06,252 But just keep it pointed right at the tub. 61 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:15,060 - No water's coming out, Mr. Wilson. 62 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:19,431 - Well, it's not on, yet. - Well? 63 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:20,934 I'm still holding it! 64 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,973 I'm still holding it! 65 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:37,916 Oops! 66 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:40,919 You shouldn't have turned that on so hard, Mr. Wilson! 67 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,889 Now you got a busted hose! 68 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,357 - Home! 69 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:46,859 Home! 70 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,360 - That's OK. 71 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:50,396 I gotta meet Tommy, anyway. 72 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:53,232 Boy, you sure are wet! 73 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,101 See you later, Mr. Wilson! 74 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:10,849 Gee, Tommy, there's Mr. Gibson throwing away stuff! 75 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:12,184 - Yeah! 76 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:15,788 A whole box full! 77 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:18,157 - Hi, Mr. Gibson! 78 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,225 - Double, double, toil and trouble. 79 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:23,862 Fire burn and cauldron bubble. 80 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:25,664 - What'd you say, Mr. Gibson? 81 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:29,068 - Oh, just a few lines from Shakespeare. 82 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:32,338 Would seem quite appropriate when you're around, Dennis. 83 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:35,841 - Hey, Mr. Gibson, you got any stuff in there 84 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,376 that we can have? 85 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:40,412 - Only such stuff as dreams are made of, I'm afraid. 86 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,881 - Oh, we don't want stuff to make dreams of. 87 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:45,818 We want stuff that we can sell and make money with! 88 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,486 - That was my intention, too, boys! 89 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,989 But it was only a dream. 90 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:50,757 The stuff didn't sell. 91 00:04:53,993 --> 00:05:00,232 A hippopotamus savings bank that lost its hip. 92 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:01,767 Ooh! 93 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:04,503 A crocheted pot holder that was attacked by moths. 94 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,940 Ugh! 95 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,409 And about a hundred Valentine cards from over the years 96 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:11,910 that no one would buy. 97 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:14,380 - If we find anything in here that we can use, 98 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:17,282 can we have it, Mr. Gibson? 99 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:21,620 - Why, of course you can! 100 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:23,555 - Later on, you may want to take out these bushes 101 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:25,791 and put in some low shrubs. 102 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:28,327 It'll uh, set off the house a little better. 103 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,062 - Sounds pretty good, doesn't it, honey? 104 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,764 - Oh, yes, I should say! 105 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:34,533 These old things have just about had it as far as I'm concerned. 106 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,068 - Hey mom, dad! 107 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,936 Tommy and me found a lot of Valentines, 108 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:39,171 and we're gonna sell them. 109 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,105 You wanna buy one? 110 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:41,907 They're a dime apiece! 111 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:43,275 - Hold on a minute. 112 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,077 I want you meet Mr. Carlson. 113 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,179 He's going to do some landscape work for us. 114 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,681 Uh, Mr. Carlson, this is Tommy. 115 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,515 - Hello, Mr. Carlson. 116 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,250 - Hello, Tommy. 117 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,217 - And this is Dennis. 118 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:53,686 - Hi, Mr. Carlson! 119 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,787 - Hello, Dennis. 120 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,121 - Would you like to buy a Valentine? 121 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,423 - Never mind that, Dennis. 122 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:59,224 Where's you get all those Valentines? 123 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:01,560 - Back of Mr. Gibson's store. 124 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:03,028 - He gave them to us, Mr. Mitchell. 125 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,029 - Yeah! 126 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,497 And we're gonna sell them! 127 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:08,667 - Dennis, nobody will buy Valentines this time of year. 128 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,202 - Why not? 129 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,205 - Well, because it isn't Valentine's Day, that's why. 130 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,641 Well, I guess I'll get in and fix us some lunch. 131 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:16,875 - OK, honey. 132 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,577 We'll see you on Monday, Mr. Carlson. 133 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:19,912 - I'll be here. 134 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,146 - Lunch will be ready in a minute, Dennis. 135 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:23,549 - OK, mom! 136 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,850 - Say, if boys? 137 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,051 You know that Miss Cathcart that lives 138 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,252 over the other side of the park? 139 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:28,821 - Sure we do! 140 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,189 - Does she have a gardener? 141 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,524 - I don't think she has. 142 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:35,060 - Well, I guess I'll call on her, first chance I get. 143 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:35,861 Bye, boys! 144 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:36,395 - Bye Mr. Carlson! 145 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,162 - Bye! 146 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,530 Hey, Tommy! 147 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:41,633 Let's go over to good ol' Miss Cathcart's! 148 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:43,168 I'll bet she'll buy a Valentine! 149 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:44,604 - Sure she will! - Come on! 150 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,677 - Hi, Miss Cathcart! 151 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:52,878 - Hello, boys! 152 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,413 - Hey, a man was asking about you - Man? 153 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,414 Who? Where? 154 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,582 Where? 155 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,117 - Just a little while ago. he said 156 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,252 he'd been wanting to call on you for a long time. 157 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,053 - Oh my goodness! 158 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,287 Who is he? 159 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,124 - The garden man-- Mr. Carlson. - Oh, my! 160 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,258 That's very interesting. 161 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:09,661 - Say, Miss Cathcart, would you like to buy a Valentine? 162 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:10,863 - Valentines at this time of year? 163 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,197 Oh, no. 164 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:13,432 - We're selling them to make money with. 165 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,034 - Well, I know, Dennis. 166 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,435 But you see, a lady doesn't want to buy a Valentine. 167 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,304 She prefers to receive it from someone she likes. 168 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:20,572 - Like Mr. Dorfman, the mailman? 169 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:23,175 - Well-- yes, especially Mr. Dorfman. 170 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,110 - 'Cause you're all the time trying to get 171 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,712 him to come to lunch, aren't ya? 172 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:29,214 - Well, Dennis, a man does get hungry. 173 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:31,316 - You sure do like him, don't ya? 174 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:35,054 You're all the time out there waiting for him. 175 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,222 - Well, that's in case he has a letter for me. 176 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:40,960 - I guess he likes you, too. 'Cause you know what he said? 177 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,862 He said he keeps his eye out for you. 178 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:46,065 - He must have saw me in my sunsuit yesterday. 179 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,333 - Sure he did! 180 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,401 And i was with him! 181 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,070 And he must have liked it, 'cause he was smiling! 182 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,305 - I wish he'd stop smiling and start talking. 183 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,606 I've about lost track of that man. 184 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:55,874 Oh, well. Bye! 185 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,343 - Where you going? 186 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:58,243 - The beauty parlor! 187 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,245 - Bye! - Bye! 188 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:01,880 - Yeah, Tommy. 189 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:04,584 Mr. Dorfman smiled so hard, he almost choked to death! 190 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:14,193 - Oh, I really have to keep my eye out for that Miss Cathcart! 191 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:17,029 She's done everything but set a bear trap by the mailbox. 192 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:17,931 - Oh? 193 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,198 For instance? 194 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,033 - Well, for one thing, she sends herself 195 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,868 letters with insufficient postage 196 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:25,037 so I'll have to come by the house to collect. 197 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,505 - Good heavens. 198 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,540 So how did you beat that? 199 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,542 - Paid for it out of my own pocket. 200 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,378 So far, I'm out about a dollar and a half, 201 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,179 but it was worth it. 202 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:39,918 Say, Mr. Wilson-- you should've seen her in her new sunsuit. 203 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,653 I tried so hard not to laugh that I 204 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:42,789 gave myself a coughing spell. 205 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,058 Hello there. 206 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:46,759 Dennis! 207 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,460 - Hi, Mr. Dorfman! 208 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:51,063 Did you get Fremont washed, Mr. Wilson? 209 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,799 I hope he didn't mind it behind his ears! 210 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,300 - No, he didn't mind at all. 211 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,971 In fact, Fremont likes to do what he's told to do. 212 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,805 Dennis, you're sending in my leaves. 213 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:02,408 - You like him, don't you, Mr. Wilson? 214 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:03,742 - Yes, I do. 215 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:06,679 - Would you like to give him a Valentine? 216 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,348 - A Valentine for a dog? - Sure! 217 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:12,117 I showed them to a woman up the street 218 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:15,020 and she said they were dogeared. 219 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,388 - Oh, Great Scott! 220 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,324 - Say, would you like to buy one, Mr. Dorfman? 221 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:22,161 - Well, you and I are pretty good friends, Dennis. 222 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,430 I don't see any reason why I shouldn't do you a favor. 223 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,832 - Oh, oh, now careful Mr. Dorfman. 224 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,567 Sometimes the slightest favor you 225 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,669 do for him can lead to a catastrophe. 226 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,338 - Oh, I wouldn't say that. 227 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,406 What possible harm can come from my buying 228 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,774 a Valentines from him? 229 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:36,775 - I don't know. 230 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:38,110 Just call it a premonition. 231 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,746 Or something in the air when he's around. 232 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:44,583 Don't say you weren't warned if it boomerangs on you! 233 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,352 Well, so long Mr. Dorfman. 234 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,453 And good luck! 235 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,121 - Bye, Mr. Wilson. 236 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,622 How much are they, Dennis? 237 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,057 - Is a dime all right? 238 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,826 - Oh, sure, that's all right. 239 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:57,129 Here. 240 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,664 Oh, you, uh, you keep it. 241 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,766 I wouldn't know what to do with it. 242 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,701 - But you paid for it! 243 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,803 - Well, I've got an idea. 244 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:07,006 Why don't you give it to somebody that you like? 245 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,607 Will you do that? - Sure! 246 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,809 Thanks, Mr. Dorfman! 247 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:11,977 - OK. 248 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:12,911 - Say! 249 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,381 I know who I'll give it to! 250 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,349 She likes to have people give her cards. 251 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,684 She said so! 252 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:19,651 - Fine. 253 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,054 - Bye! - Bye! 254 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,360 - Boy, it sure is hard selling Valentines. 255 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,596 - Well, we told you, son. Maybe you'd better give up. 256 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,231 - Heck, no! 257 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:36,335 Say, dad, anytime is good for a Valentine. 258 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,003 All you gotta do is like somebody, 259 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,571 an give them a Valentine. 260 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,273 Then they know that you love 'em! 261 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,543 Why don't you buy one and give it to mom? 262 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,278 - Oh no, you're not going to trap me 263 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,213 into buying one of those for your mother. 264 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,481 - Trap? 265 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,283 - Can't you tell the way he's twisting me 266 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,218 around into buying you a Valentine? 267 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,454 - Well, come to think if it, what's wrong with that? 268 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,755 - Huh? 269 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,090 - Well, I said what's wrong with showing 270 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,059 you love me by buying me a Valentine? 271 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,761 - There's nothing wrong with it, except this is summertime-- 272 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,064 not Valentine time. 273 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:08,901 - Oh, but you would buy me one if it were Valentine time? 274 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,370 - You know I would, honey. 275 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,273 - It isn't that you don't love me? 276 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,241 - You know I love you. 277 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:20,579 - Well, Valentines are one way of proving it. 278 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,949 - You just don't go around buying Valentine's every day. 279 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,751 And it isn't that I wouldn't buy you one. 280 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:29,221 It-- it's just that it's not the right time. 281 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,858 - Henry, it, uh, could be the right time. 282 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,864 - Yeah, all right, son. 283 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:39,766 Here's a dime. 284 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,271 Happy Valentine, honey. 285 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:47,239 - Oh, Henry. 286 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,208 How thoughtful of you. 287 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,677 - I'm sure a good salesman, huh, dad? 288 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:52,945 - You sure are, son. 289 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,546 It's inherited. 290 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,582 From your mother's side. 291 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,054 - Goodness, what's this? 292 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,456 A Valentine! 293 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,225 Roses are red, violets are blue. 294 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,294 Please give me a sign that you love me, too. 295 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:12,297 It must be that new gardener Tommy told me about. 296 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,066 A sign? 297 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,434 But how can I give him a sign? 298 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:29,948 Oh! 299 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,917 Tommy, you're just the one I'm looking for. 300 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,552 Did you or Dennis sell a Valentine 301 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,088 to Mr. Carlson or Mr. Dorfman? - I didn't. 302 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,423 Maybe Dennis did. 303 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,657 - Well, it must be one or the other. 304 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,359 Now, who could it be? 305 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,761 You see, some nice gentleman put a Valentine in my mailbox. 306 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,129 Do you know who it was? 307 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,097 - No, ma'am! 308 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,532 - My, what a day! 309 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,267 Do you have any more Valentines? 310 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,234 - These are Valentines. 311 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,569 - All right, I'll take two. 312 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,537 How much are they? 313 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,371 - Dime apiece. 314 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,972 - Well, here's 50 cents. 315 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,240 Give me five. 316 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,575 I don't wanna overlook anybody in case 317 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,211 I'm wrong about the gentleman I mentioned. 318 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,146 - Gee, thanks, Miss Cathcart. 319 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:05,551 - Oh, thank you, Tommy! 320 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,419 - She bought five of them. 321 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,089 She said she didn't know who gave her the Valentine. 322 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:13,158 So she's gonna give with one to everybody she knows. 323 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,827 - Yeah! 324 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:19,231 You know, Tommy-- we haven't been doing this thing right. 325 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,567 What you do is put a card in the mailbox. 326 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,702 Then, when they don't know who gave it to them, 327 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,605 they come to us and buy Valentines for everybody 328 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,608 they know-- just like Miss Cathcart! 329 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,943 - Yeah! 330 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:34,079 I can drop one in Aunt Gloria's mailbox. 331 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,915 She's a dumb old teenager with a lot of boyfriends! 332 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,718 I'll bet she'll buy a gillion! 333 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,688 - And the Thomas twins that know all those girls! 334 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,390 They'll buy double, because they won't 335 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,591 know who the cards are for! 336 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,493 - And that Mr. Forest with the waxed 337 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:51,897 mustache-- you know, the one that never remembers your name? 338 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,432 - That' 'cause it's a boy's name. 339 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:58,170 And my dad says all he's got on his mind is women! 340 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,705 - Gee! 341 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,907 We'll have more than enough money for swim fins! 342 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,676 - Say! 343 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,879 Maybe we'll even have enough for our own private swimming pool! 344 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,081 - Yeah! - Come on! 345 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,419 - My door mat! 346 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,054 It's gone! 347 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,656 Now, the one who shows up with it, that'll be the one. 348 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:27,833 Oh! 349 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,735 - Well, hello, Dennis. 350 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,437 Selling any cards? 351 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:35,741 - I will as soon as people start looking int heir mailboxes. 352 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:39,311 - Hey, Miss Cathcart's place is in pretty bad shape, isn't it? 353 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,713 Lawn needs mowing. 354 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,082 Hedge hasn't been clipped in a year. 355 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,084 Even the roses haven't been cut back. 356 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,086 - You got a lot of work to do. 357 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,288 When are we gonna start? 358 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:49,789 - Well, Dennis, let's see what kind of a deal 359 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,758 I can work out with Miss Cathcart, first, eh? 360 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:59,498 - OK. 361 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:03,635 Well, I got good ol' Mr. Carlson for you, Miss Cathcart! 362 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,570 - How do you do? 363 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,537 What a surprise! 364 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,039 - No, it isn't. 365 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,742 I told you he was gonna call. 366 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,210 - Dennis, please. 367 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,212 - I go by your place every day, Miss Cathcart. 368 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:17,216 I figured you needed a man around here. 369 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,684 Is something wrong? 370 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,519 - No, no, nothing's the matter. 371 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,288 Just for a moment there, I came all over woozy. 372 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,690 Come on in, I'll give you a nice cup 373 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,225 of tea and some homemade cake. 374 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,359 - Well-- 375 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,062 - It's swell cake, Mr. Carlson. 376 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,498 - Dennis, uh, there must be something else you could do. 377 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:36,068 - What'd you have in mind, Miss Cathcart? 378 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:39,204 - Well, Dennis, why don't you think of something? 379 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:41,574 Why don't you come on in, Mr. Carlson. 380 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,581 - Say, Miss Cathcart-- 381 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,550 - Please, Dennis, don't bother me now. 382 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,886 I'm engaged at the moment with Mr. Carlson. 383 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,957 - Valentines for sale! 384 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,459 Valentines for sa-- 385 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,427 - Hey, Dennis! 386 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,761 - Hi, Tommy! 387 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,630 - I put Valentines in all those mailboxes 388 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,899 on that side of the street. 389 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,033 - Swell! 390 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,035 You know, Tommy, when people start 391 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,037 looking in their mailboxes, that's 392 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,807 the time when we ought to start selling them! 393 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,509 - Valentines for sale! 394 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,945 - Hi, Mr. Dorfman! - Hello, boys. 395 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,713 - You still delivering? 396 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:23,048 - I have a registered letter for Miss Cathcart. 397 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,518 - Hey Mr. Dorfman, look at my swell mustache! 398 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,925 - That's a pretty funny one! Where'd you get it? 399 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:36,428 - From Miss Cathcart-- it fell off her eye. 400 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,397 - Well, you ought to return it. 401 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,765 - I tried to. 402 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,266 But she came to the door and said 403 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,335 she was busy being engaged to Mr. Carlson. 404 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,236 - Engaged? 405 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,571 Well, that's wonderful! 406 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,573 Uh, who is this Carlson? 407 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:51,343 - You know him-- he's the landscape garden man. 408 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,346 - Oh, I-I think you must be mistaken, Dennis. 409 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,616 Why, that Mr. Carlson is married and has six kids. 410 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,951 - Yeah! 411 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,820 He's in her house right now, eating cake. 412 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,789 - Eating-- why, I can't believe it. 413 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:07,192 He's a lodge brother of mi-- oh, I think you misunderstood, 414 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:07,927 Dennis. 415 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:08,627 - No, I didn't. 416 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,029 I was with him. 417 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,032 He told her she needed a man around the place, 418 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,769 and I guess she thought so, too. 'Cause she asked him in. 419 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,738 That's when my mustache fell off her eye. 420 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,240 - And then what? 421 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,676 - Well, a minute later when I rang her doorbell, 422 00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:27,246 she came to the door and said she was being engaged. 423 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,682 - Lodge brother or no lodge brother, that's 424 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,450 the most contemptible thing I ever heard of, 425 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,253 and I'm gonna put a stop to it. 426 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,721 - Come on, Tommy. 427 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,090 Valentines for sale! 428 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,061 - More tea? 429 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:42,795 - Oh, no, no. 430 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:43,629 No, thank you. 431 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,430 - Oh, well more sugar? 432 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,130 - No, no thank you. 433 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,465 - Oh, more cake? 434 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,599 - No, uh, no, thank you. 435 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,234 I really haven't time. 436 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,936 Now, uh, do I understand you correctly, 437 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,504 Miss Cathcart, that uh, you'd like 438 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,740 me to do a little work around the house? 439 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,642 - Oh, well, a little, perhaps. 440 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,576 I'd help. 441 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,511 - Why, I wouldn't want that. 442 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,879 Speaking frankly, in my line of work, 443 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,349 a woman just gets in the way. 444 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,851 - Oh, my, you're so masculine, Mr. Carlson. 445 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,320 I wouldn't think of interfering if that's the way you want it. 446 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,856 - Well, that's the way it would have to be if I'm engaged. 447 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,825 - Engaged? Engaged! 448 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,227 [forceful knocking] 449 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,196 - Who in the world is that? 450 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,130 - Who cares? 451 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,165 Engaged! 452 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,568 Oh, I'll be right back. 453 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:28,040 Oh! 454 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,508 Too late, Mr. Dorfman! Too late! 455 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,043 - What do you mean, I'm too late? - Well, I'm engaged. 456 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:31,710 - Where is he? 457 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,544 Where is he? 458 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,812 - In there. 459 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,314 - Where the blazes are you, Carlson? 460 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,116 You may be a lodge brother of mine, but believe me, 461 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,917 this is the worst thing I ever heard of! 462 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,853 Carlson, you ought to be ashamed of yourself! 463 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,554 - For what? 464 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,256 - Trying to take advantage of this sweet little lady, here. 465 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,858 - Don't be a poor loser, Mr. Dorfman. 466 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,559 - What in blazes are you talking about? 467 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,661 - Trying to get yourself engaged to this lady here! 468 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:50,829 That's what I'm talking about! 469 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,231 - Engaged? 470 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,198 Well, the only engagement I wanted from her 471 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,366 was to be her gardener! 472 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,068 I'm getting out of here! 473 00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,169 - But Dennis said-- 474 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,203 - Dennis said she needed a gardener. 475 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,172 That's all he said! - What? 476 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:00,907 Jerome! 477 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:01,774 Wait a minute! 478 00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:03,008 Jerome, wait a minute. 479 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,009 Let me explain! 480 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:04,877 - Now gentlemen, please wait. 481 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,378 Both of you, wait. 482 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,280 Who sent the Valentine? - Not me! 483 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,314 - I didn't! 484 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,315 - Now, Jerome, I wanna apologize. 485 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,318 - Good-bye, Miss Cathcart. 486 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,188 - Who took my doormat? 487 00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:26,899 - Oh, hello, Miss Cathcart. 488 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,534 I believe this is yours? 489 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,435 - Mr. Wilson! 490 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:32,237 And you a married man! 491 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,373 - Why, I don't see what that has to do with it. 492 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,575 - You have my doormat! - Oh, I know. 493 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,444 I couldn't help it. I'm trying to return it. 494 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,411 It's just a sign of-- 495 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,713 - A sign! 496 00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:42,181 That's exactly what I'm talking about! 497 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,582 - Why, Miss Cathcart, I think you've 498 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,818 been spending too much time in the sun. 499 00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:46,785 - Oh! 500 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,454 You saw me in my sunsuit! 501 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,957 Mr. Wilson, go back to your wife and try to forget. 502 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,925 - Yes, yes, I'll do that. 503 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:55,928 - And don't send me anymore Valentines! 504 00:19:55,929 --> 00:20:00,866 - Miss Cathcart, I didn't send-- Dennis. 505 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,801 (SHOUTING) Dennis! 506 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,372 - But I don't have any Valentines in stock. 507 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,875 I threw out my old ones this morning. 508 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,711 A boy named Dennis Mitchell took them. 509 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,712 All right. 510 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,482 Sorry. 511 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,018 This is the strangest thing. 512 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:22,454 During the last hour, I've had at least ten calls 513 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,424 from teenagers asking for Valentines. 514 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,126 There seems to be a run on them. 515 00:20:27,127 --> 00:20:29,062 And in July, of all things! 516 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:40,739 - Well, needless to say, I was extremely embarrassed. 517 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,510 Well, after I talked with Mr. Dorfman and Mr. Carlson, 518 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:48,947 we agreed that the rest of those Valentines have just got to go. 519 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:52,084 - Yes, I should say so. 520 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,552 - That's right, son. 521 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,720 We'll just have to throw the rest of them away. 522 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,388 They've caused too much trouble. 523 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,390 - Well, I predicted just that when 524 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,292 he tried to sell me one this morning. 525 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,962 - But all I was trying to do was make some money 526 00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:04,897 and buy some swim fins with. 527 00:21:04,898 --> 00:21:08,801 And besides-- people feel good when they get Valentines. 528 00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:12,071 - Yes, people like poor Miss Cathcart. 529 00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:14,606 - Tell you what I'll do, Dennis. 530 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,542 I'll buy the rest of those Valentines 531 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,912 from you for, uh, 10 cents apiece and dispose of them 532 00:21:19,913 --> 00:21:21,413 myself. 533 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,649 That way, uh, you'll be able to get your swim fins 534 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,318 and I'll be able to get some peace. 535 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,755 - But people are gonna start buying them any minute. 536 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,090 - Never mind that, Dennis. 537 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,891 You don't have to do that, Mr. Wilson. 538 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,393 - Oh, it's perfectly all right. 539 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,261 After all, the boy wasn't deliberately trying 540 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,763 to do mischief. 541 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:38,630 All right, Dennis. 542 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,898 Go get the cards. 543 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,201 - OK. 544 00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:46,205 - Ah, well, now that this is out of the way, 545 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:49,808 I'm going home, cook an early dinner, and go right to bed. 546 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,678 I'm extremely bushed. 547 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,213 Well, I'm sorry, Gloria. 548 00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:55,615 But we don't have any Valentines. 549 00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:57,282 - But mom! 550 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,884 - But we heard that Dennis was selling them. 551 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,486 We just have to have Valentines! 552 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,287 - Well, Dennis had some Valentines, 553 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,590 but Mr. Wilson next door bought them all. 554 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:08,427 - OK! Sorry I bothered you! 555 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,763 - No, no, we don't have any Valentines. 556 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,698 {\an8}My little boy had some, but the neighbor next door 557 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,266 {\an8}bought them all. 558 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:18,537 {\an8}Why don't you try the art store, or Mr. Gibson's gift shop? 559 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,339 {\an8}Oh, there's a run on them? 560 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,774 {\an8}Well, I-I'm sorry. 561 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,610 {\an8}Mr. Wilson next door bought all we had. 562 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,679 {\an8}- What on earth? 563 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,347 - See? 564 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,382 I told you people are gonna start buying them pretty soon! 565 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,684 - Dennis, I don't know what you've done, 566 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:34,586 but you've started a-a-a run on Valentines! 567 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,722 - And in July! [telephone ringing] 568 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:40,592 Oh, my! [door bell] 569 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:44,763 - No, we don't have any Valentines! 570 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,231 [door bell] 571 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,232 - Meh! 572 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:48,634 [grunts] 573 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:51,637 Who in the world is that? 574 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:57,509 What-- oh, for Heavens sakes, how can that be? 575 00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:00,446 Just when I got sound asleep, too! 576 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,414 I'm coming! 577 00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:05,284 Sakes, you don't have to wear out the door bell. 578 00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:06,719 Who can this be? 579 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,187 - Oh! 580 00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:09,655 Are you the Mr. Wilson with the Valentine cards? 581 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:10,689 - What, miss? 582 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:11,590 - We just have to have Valentines! 583 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,125 Do you have them for sale? 584 00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:14,626 - Well, I have some, but I don't want to sell them. 585 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,428 You see, I-I was sound asleep. 586 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,262 - Hey! 587 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:17,863 Here they are, kids! 588 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:18,797 - Yeah! 589 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,733 - There they are! 590 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:21,700 - Hey! 591 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,102 - Here! 592 00:23:23,103 --> 00:23:24,069 - Hey, hey look! 593 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,437 Look! Hey, hey! 594 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,905 Here's a good one! 595 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,308 O, distant regal beauty, sailing as a satellite, 596 00:23:29,309 --> 00:23:33,445 give up your apagi and paragi and date with me tonight. 597 00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,247 Hey, that'd be a good on for Dorothy! 598 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:38,283 Don't you think so, Mr. Wilson? 599 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,752 - Great Scott! 600 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:42,154 - How much do you want for this, Mr. Wilson? 601 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:44,757 - Oh, uh, Dennis wanted a dime, but you see, I-I don't-- 602 00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,492 - Are you the man that started this thing? 603 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:47,960 - Well, no! I tried to stop it! 604 00:23:47,961 --> 00:23:50,095 You see, I bought these cards. 605 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,930 - Well, my paper wants the story--- human interest-- 606 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,566 you've started another Valentine's Day in July. 607 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:55,701 - I didn't start it! 608 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,369 I tried to stop it! 609 00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:58,771 - Now, would you stand up on this step over here, please, sir? 610 00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,272 That's it-- right up there in the first step. 611 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:01,874 That's it. Right there. 612 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,475 Now, young man, if you'll stand there, and young lady, 613 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:04,877 if you'll stand here and hold the cards up here so 614 00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:05,878 we can see the cards. 615 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,146 That's fine, that's the way! 616 00:24:07,147 --> 00:24:08,614 Everybody smile and say, 'cheese.' 617 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,648 - Cheese! 618 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,417 - One more, we'll take one more-- 619 00:24:11,418 --> 00:24:14,153 - All right, all right now, all right. 620 00:24:14,154 --> 00:24:15,287 Simmer down, simmer down. 621 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,622 Now, who's selling the cards? 622 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,057 - That's the man, officer. - Mr. Wilson was. 623 00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:19,625 - Are you the man that's peddling the cards? 624 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:20,859 - Well, I guess so. 625 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,094 They seem to be buying them, but I-- 626 00:24:22,095 --> 00:24:23,295 - Do you have the license? - License? 627 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:24,797 Well no, I don't. 628 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,799 - Look, we've been getting complaints all afternoon 629 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,934 about someone peddling Valentine's Day cards. 630 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,736 Now, I think you'd better come with me. 631 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:31,437 - Oh, now, officer-- 632 00:24:31,438 --> 00:24:32,771 - Say! 633 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,139 Is this the man that's selling the cards? 634 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,140 - Yes, he was. - Yes, officer. 635 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,408 - Yes. 636 00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:37,276 - All right, just come quietly, mister. 637 00:24:37,277 --> 00:24:38,177 This is-- 638 00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:40,346 - Oh! But I-- I-- 639 00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:41,847 - All right, now, that's it. 640 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,615 The sergeant wants to see you. 641 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:44,883 - But you're mistaken! 642 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,919 - Now, just come along quietly, mister. 643 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,519 - (SHOUTING) Help! 644 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,454 Mitchell! 645 00:24:48,455 --> 00:24:49,088 Help! 646 00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:49,788 Mitchell! 647 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:50,756 Alice! Dennis! 648 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:54,394 Dennis. 649 00:25:03,737 --> 00:25:04,771 [theme music]